Du weißt, dass du deutsch bist, wenn …
dein Land immer noch in Aldi Nord und Aldi Süd unterteilt ist.
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okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
my mom thinks my life isnt very busy but she doesnt understand that i have to read books watch shows and listen to music all while running a blog
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
I JUST CRIED.
When on tumblr:
When in public
THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
That’s basically me with a book in my hand in public