youknowyouregerman:

Du weißt, dass du deutsch bist, wenn …
dein Land immer noch in Aldi Nord und Aldi Süd unterteilt ist.

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

david:

Very funny, guys. :)

jesuschristvevo:

my mom thinks my life isnt very busy but she doesnt understand that i have to read books watch shows and listen to music all while running a blog

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

iwouldvebeendrake01:

I JUST CRIED.

antisociallysplendid:

When on tumblr:

When in public

THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 

That’s basically me with a book in my hand in public

lulz-time:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar